Today was the first true autumn day; a brisk breeze was blowing, the sun was shining, brightly colored leaves were flying through the air. Today was also the first real day everyone broke out their fall fashion finest.
I was walking to class and minding my own business (in my own cute fall attire) when I passed a pair of guys that made me do a double take. There were two freshmen decked out in suits at 9 a.m., one of them took his suit to the next level. The fall level.
I started to blush and got a ridiculous smile on my face. I was losing my cool over a freshman in a velvet blazer. He looked so put together, so smooth. I thought velvet only came in the crushed variety from the 1990s, but I was very wrong.
Seeing this well put together young man made me think about how much I love fall for the fact that it’s the best season for guy fashion. Gone are the sweaty t-shirts and baggy shorts from the summer, and here to stay for the next 4-6 months are rich cashmere sweaters and well cut slacks.
I got so excited about guy fall wear that I decided to put together my top 5 fashion dos and dont’s for guys this fall.
DO…
Velvet Blazers
Velvet blazers guarantee girl’s hands with be running up and down your arms, unless you wear one with jeans. Then we’ll just be running away.
Half Zip Pullover Sweater (preferably Ralph Lauren)
These are my absolute FAVORITE sweaters for guys. If you wear one I will think you look put together, I will think you look smooth, and I will make out with you. Beware.
Corduroy Pants
Yes, corduroy. There is something about the texture that I love, I literally can’t help but touch it. It gets me into awkward situations.
Scarves tucked into your snazzy Dress Coat
I don’t mean wear a scarf as an accessory with your Ked’s. I mean wear a scarf with your dress coat when taking me on a fancy pants date uptown.
Cardigans
The strong manly kind; cable knit like a fashionable cowboy or fisherman who also reads and enjoys red wine would wear.
DON’T…
Puffer Jackets
You aren’t Mike Jones, this isn’t 2005. Put that shit away.
Clarks
Those shoes aren’t a shape found in nature or on normal people’s feet. You look like you have duck feet.
Shorts
It’s fall, almost winter. It’s cold. Your legs are cold. Put on pants, I don’t want to see the hair on your legs reemerge until the animals come out of hibernation.
Fingerless gloves (aka bum gloves)
Unless the heat goes out in your apartment and you need to stay warm but still function, put those away. Your fingers are going to get frostbite.
Socks with sandals
If it’s too cold to wear your sandals without protecting your feet… it’s too cold to wear your sandals.